Gets My Cauldron All Stirred Up

Blonde: Don't you think getting fucked by Harry Potter's wand would be hot, because it's like an extension of himself?
Butch girl: Oh my god, I've been thinking about wand-fucking for like six months!

--Bethune & Greenwich

Overheard by: Never Forever

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